It is a period of digital chaos. In a dark bedroom, far, far away from here, sat a lonely old man trying to make a website for his own use.

He is not very good at it. Armed only with a cup of lukewarm tea, he battles the evil Galactic Empire of Syntax Errors.

Pursued by sinister "404 Not Found" agents, our hero races against time to center a <div> before his patience is destroyed forever.

Now, he must board his starship (an old 486 PC) and blast the bugs out of the sky...